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Wednesday, June 16th, 2004
11:12 am	What kind of disease are you? gilligan_616: gilligan_616 is caused by monkeys. An infection of gilligan_616 will cause giant robots to attack your house. To cure gilligan_616, build a lemur colony in your bathroom. Name? (Comment on this)
11:03 am	Hey...haven't updated in a while, been very busy. Went back to work today. totally sucked. Damn, I guess I'll write later when I'm less tired Current Mood: blah (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, June 4th, 2004
1:31 pm	AHH...DEBAUCHERY... So Spring River was awesome...had some crazy fun. Got there 4pm Friday and didn't stop drinking till 8pm Monday when we left the pool at my apartment. Friday - Drinking with the freinds and the people all around us Saturday - Float trip, Had a beer cooler and stereo system in my canoe...never tipped over. Everybody was rocking out to our group, we'd pull up to a sandbar and the party would instantly show up around us, it was the stereo of course...I'm not that cool ya'll :-) Booby flashing was rampant, saw a "Party Boy" look alike in a thong...disturbing Sunday - went tubing with the freinds, floated a cooler with a bunch of funnoodles, it works great... We threw a huge party Sun. night, there were hot ladies taking body shots off off other hot ladies, Nekkid Hot Ladies actually, yes Gary, totally naked hot ladies-well they had sandels on...Guys taking body shots off those hot ladies, a manhood judging contest by a panel of extremely fine women, and lapdances...can you guess there was lots of beer provided by yours truly and my buddy John...I think you can. The party swelled to about 75-80 people til the man came and shut us down about 4am...something about it being a family camping area...I guess we rocked the sox off Many Islands... Monday - packed up, started drinking...no hangover for me :-) came home, and went to the pool. Hmm more hot ladies, I'm liking my summer so far... We will be going back to the Spring River Labor Day...cost is 105 bucks for friday thru Monday, covers Beer, Liquor, Food, Canoes, and Camping fees...Drop me a line if you are interested... Current Mood: exhausted Current Music: Billy Joel - PianoMan (1 Comment |Comment on this)
1:31 pm	Angel Style by greymentality Name/Username First Impression from Others Others want you as a friend. Your Core Full of sensuality. Just the basics there. *wink* Potential to Stray from the Light: 40% Your Weakness You were a fallen angel. Climbing up again. Your Strength You know realllllllly secret stuff Your Wings Malachite green, but magnificent! Your Focus Freedom Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen! (Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 26th, 2004
2:22 pm	ahhh...I'm lonely...no one to play with, I guess I'll cook something. Man I just feel pathetic today. Oh well I'll be drunk all weekend...again...hmmm, I'm noticing a pattern here :-) Current Mood: lonely Current Music: Dead Can Dance (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, May 24th, 2004
11:03 am	gilligan_616 is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested. N POISON Username: From Go-Quiz.com (Comment on this)
Saturday, May 22nd, 2004
10:29 am	Ahh...halfway done with my workweek...3 more days to go. Whoever wants to go to Spring River for Memorial Day weekend, drop me a line. The cost is 60 bucks, for Fri. - Mon. Boats, food, campsite AND ALCOHOL INCLUDED!!! Current Mood: optimistic Current Music: REM - End of the World (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 18th, 2004
8:38 pm	Okay...long weekend So, I haven't updated in awile...I've been drunk...We started setting bbq fest up last Sunday and finished breaking it down yesterday...long weekend...Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights got pretty crazy...wild parties in our booth with over 350 people in attendance on friday night...table dancing women, exposed flesh, rivers of liquor and beer, and lots of great bbq...Long live SLAB YO MAMA BBQ TEAM...you can view pictures on our website... http://www.slabyomamabbq.com but now I get to go back to work...see ya'll later (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, May 7th, 2004
11:12 am	Take the Which Python member are you? Test @ Oh, You're No Fun Anymore! I have no arms or legs yay!!!! (Comment on this)
Thursday, May 6th, 2004
12:46 pm	not what you think...click it http://www.nice-tits.org/pics.html (3 Comments |Comment on this)
10:32 am	Work utterly sucked, but I got thru it computer crashes and all... Bar-B-Que fest is May 13,14,15, thats Thursday-Saturday of next week...If you are down there stop by and see me, my team is "Slab Yo MaMa" in spot S155.  Free Booze Free Food...just ask for Neil. The only time I won't be there is about 10am-noon everyday, since I am camping out at the park and will have to go home and delouse to avoid smelling like 3 day old pork...the only other alternative is the river, and I'd rather smell like 3 day old pork than 5 week old nuclear waste.  Come on down now...Ya hear... (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 4th, 2004
3:02 pm	I slept with everyone :-) I seem to be a man-whore Your Years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Name Age House GryffindorHufflepuffRavenclawSlytherin Family Line MugglebornHalf-BloodPure-Blood Dated Lavender Brown You are well known for Subduing Peeves, YAY!!! Percentage of student body you shagged - 96% How do the staff and students feel about you Will you Marry me?!?!! This QuickKwiz by lady_ameily - Taken 42190 Times. </a> (Comment on this)
2:18 pm	WATER WATER EVERYWHERE Ahhh...Musicfest..Friday was awesome, didn't get cold, didn't get wet, didn't get hypothermia...Saturday was different. It all started out ok, with a gentle wind blowing from the southwest, then the mist started...Buddy Guy played right through it. Then came the Indigo Girls who I have always thought were awesome, but now they are tops in cool points. The stage hands started wrapping everything in plastic (first sign you know they know something you don't) then it hit...Big ole fat rain, rain coming up at cha, hell the rain was coming in sideways for god's sake, but the Indigo Girls kept playing...30 mile an hour winds, soaked to the bone, and they kept playing for another hour, when they were finally pulled from the stage by the promoters...thats dedication to the fans. We had hunkered down on the mats in front of the stage with tarps, Eric and I decided a lean-to would be better...ahh rum...so we get everyone up...(15 or so peoples whom we had pulled under the tarps with us) and I get out and lead everyone to the fence. The fence is covered in plastic so it makes a great backing for the lean-to...I tie the tarps together with discarded drinking straws, and stake out the lean-to with footlong corn dog sticks...IT HOLDS....I start going around to freezing kids and bringing them back to the shelter...problem....In doing all this I have been soaked to the bone, and I'm drinking rum to warm myself. Now rum makes you think you are warm, but then you realize you can't feel anything below your knees, and your hands don't work...Its 10:30pm...YAY HYPOTHERMIA!!! So I was basically carried out of Musicfest by Eric and Christina, taken home and striped, and warmed up...and like the Idiot trooper I am...I WENT BACK SUNDAY...how's that... (Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 28th, 2004
2:16 pm	my name rocks My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Fellatio G. What's yours? Powered by Rum and Monkey. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
12:10 pm	Found a bunch of old friends on LJ who I have dearly missed and have been thinking about lately. So you should all come to this: I'm planning a huge canoe trip and camp out for Memorial Day, it will be a blast, so please talk to me if you are interested. Hmm, well...went to Fox and Hound yesterday with kothoga and paleblueyes, mike and my buddy Eric. was very tired and decided to split about midnight, (I had been up for 30 something hours). Went home and went to bed...not very interesting. Got a Bar-B-que contest meeting tonight...mmmm bbq... so after that I'm free... (Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 27th, 2004
10:47 am	This I thought was fitting...30th b-day and all I Am A: Chaotic Good Human Bard Fighter Alignment: Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race: Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'. Primary Class: Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit. Secondary Class: Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer. Deity: Finder Wyvernspur is the Chaotic Neutral god of the cycle of life and the transformation of art, although he leans heavily towards Good. He is also known as the Nameless Bard. Followers of Finder believe that everything must change in order to grow and thrive. Their preferred weapon is the bastard sword. Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy ofNeppyMan (e-mail) (Comment on this)
9:40 am	HAPPY BIRTHDAY D&D Thats right the game that started the Nerd revolution Dungeons and Dragons turned 30 today...Yay!!!! (7 Comments |Comment on this)
9:21 am	FREE!!!!!! I'm free for a week...Anyone whose going to Musicfest find me...call me...email me...brand me on my ass, well don't go that far. I will be drinking tonite, so if anyone wants to hang, drop me a line (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 25th, 2004
10:20 am	Of course I was working last night...and missed one hell of a party, or so I am told...apparently there was naked races...I am a fan of running, and nekkidness so, if this occurs again and I am not working CALL ME!!! I want in on it. Hmmm...work sucked, me want sleepy... (Comment on this)
Saturday, April 24th, 2004
10:01 am	Well...just got home from work...3 more days then I'm off for another week. well come tuesday night, I'm free again, CALL ME, or email me...I will be bored. (Comment on this)